Constance Breakwater

Book jacket of Constance Breakwater and her Beautiful Museumhood - figures about to jump off a rock

Anthony is a teenage boy on holiday in Cornwall with his mum. His dad has stayed back home in London. When there’s a massive terrorist attack in the capital, his dad vanishes and Anthony’s life starts to fall apart.

A girl called Patience who’s staying in a nearby chalet comes to Anthony’s rescue. Was his Dad really who he seemed? And could pretty, rich girl Patience actually be the girl of Anthony’s dreams – his imaginary girlfriend Constance Breakwater?

Constance Breakwater and her Beautiful Museumhood is a short book aimed at young and old adults alike.

It's the first complete thing I wrote as an adult, back in 2008, so perhaps it's a first pancake, it certainly feels like juvenalia now, but people who have read it say that it has stuck with them, and that they can imagine it as a film.

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